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THE COMPUTER ADDICT:
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A DETAILED ANALYSIS
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BY KEEFY
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As a self-confessed computer addict, I thought that I would probably be
one of the best people to talk about Computer addiction. I have to say
that it affected my life very dramatically and eventually, it became my
life.
Computer addiction (or oftenkeyboardedness to give it's official
title), affects all types and walks of life. It has no respect for age or
youth, attacking the young AND old, although most sufferers occur between
the 16 to 25 age bracket.
Computer addiction usually begins with the arrival of the first home
computer. In my case it was the old SPECTRUM ZX81, but many cases have
been reported involving VIC 20's, EINSTEIN's, BBC's, BINATONE's plus many
more too numerous to mention. At first, the computer is a toy, you plug
it in every now and then play a game or two, get killed a few times, swear
a bit, then decide to put the telly back on. But gradually the user
becomes more aware of the things which can be done with their computer,
games are eventually sidelined as word-processors and programming
languages enter the fray. It is at this point, that most potential
addicts begin their craving.
Growing bored with the innuendo of a simple and unpowerful computer, the
user then turns his attention to television and magazine advertisements.
The glossy pages are filled with pictures of newer and more powerful
computers, this starts a hunger and the user then begins saving in order
to acheive his objective, a brand spanking new Atari ST. Food, beer,
bills, in fact everything, means nothing by this stage as the addict
scrimps every last penny together in order to get his dream, until
finally, he/she succeeds. Many pensioners have been mugged and homes
burgled in order for the addict to feed his habit.
So the addict finally has the computer, and for a while at least, is happy.
The games playing has returned and all is quiet. Until that is, an advert
is spotted in the classified ads of one of the magazines. It could be
advertising anything from an external drive to a sound sampler, it dosen't
matter, the addict just has to have it. Once again, the cycle of saving
begins, no food, no beer, and another 60 muggings reported in the Wood End
area of Coventry, until finally, the objects of desire are obtained.
The addict, is once again happy for a short while, now past the games
playing phase once again and has returned to the more serious side of
computing.
Just about now, something new enters their lives, flicking through glossy
magazines, they come across advertisements for companies known as Public
Domain libraries, apparently selling software for as little as £1 a disk.
So they decide to order from one of these libraries. At the beginning, it
starts with as little as the one solitary disk, but gradually the user
becomes more and more interested until they are ordering 50 to 100 disks
at a time. The addiction is now at it's most rife and very close to the
final stage.
The final stage arrives when the user discovers a phenomenon known only as
the contacts scene. Once again, a high proportion of addicts discover
this scene through magazine advertisements or classified ads in Micro
Mart. Names and addresses of addicts wishing to converse with other
addicts are published in these magazines, and this is where it gets
serious.
At first the addict satisfies himself by sending a disk of public domain
software to one of these addict advertisers. After conversing a while,
the addict finds himself at a point where he decides he must have more
than one contact, once again he refers to the classified ads in Micro
mart, and seeing several addresses, he writes off to all of them, within a
week the replies are arriving. For a short while the addict is happy,
until that is, one or two of the contacts decide to keep his disks and not
bother replying. By this stage, the addict will be frantic, getting up at
dawn every morning to wait for the postman, in the hope that he will bring
more jiffy bags. Eventually, he realises that some of them will not be
writing again, one can only assume that the addiction has taken it's toll.
In a fit of desperation, the addict will then buy the latest copy of Micro
mart and fill out his own advertisement form. Within a week the addict
now has another 6 contacts, these will keep him busy for a while, but not
for long. Soon he is placing another ad, then another, then another, then
another, until eventually, an individual addict can have as many as 50
regular contacts. P.D is dropping through the letterbox every day, and
all other tasks and chores have now been dropped.........IT IS TOO LATE!.
SIGNS TO LOOK OUT FOR
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Jiffy bags..............An addict will have at least 1 jiffy bag drop
through his letter box every day. On occasions, there may be as many as
30 in any one day.
Sleeplessness............Computer addicts very rarely sleep for long. The
ordinary computer addict will frequently stay up as late as 4am, however,
the programming addict (SHOUTIUS SWEARIUS), will very rarely hit the
pillows before 7am.
Loss of temper..........More frequently associated with the programming
addict.
Unsettled behaviour.....The addict will often display symptoms of
irritation, annoyance and frustration. Please note: these are usually
only displayed when the postman is late by more than 5 minutes.
Watch out for the above symptoms, and if anyone close to you should
display them, give them a wide berth, allow them as much time on their
beloved computer as they wish, and under no circumstnaces should you
interfere with their behaviour.